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Throwback Thursday: Wet Myself

  • Writer: Faiz Faisal
    Faiz Faisal
  • 4 hours ago
  • 2 min read


I was 8 years and I think bakat berlakon tu memang datang secara natural sebab I remember vividly kejadian yang bakal I kongsikan ini. Last time I dah cerita about how I almost skipped a year disebabkan one little lie I told my teacher. But rewind a year before kejadian tu, I have another kejadian aib yang cuba dikaburi oleh lakonan bersahaja. Imagine an 8 years old secara spontan dapat ilham untuk menutup aib sendiri dalam kelas. Yes I was in the class dekat SJK C Chung Hwa (P) kena mention ni sebab nanti orang tak ingat I went to Chinese school sekejap. So masa tu dah waktu last sebelum rehat kedua, I'm not sure why but dekat sekolah tu kitorang rehat dua kali. First around 10am for 30 minutes macam tu and the next one for 15 minutes je around 12pm lebih kurang. So masa tengah kelas yang sebelum rehat kedua tu but I forgot what class it was but I remember cikgu tu perempuan and I'm scared of her. Biasa lah cikgu sekolah cina kan garang-garang and I had a really terrible time masa sekolah dekat situ. Nak dijadikan cerita, time kelas cikgu garang ni, I feel like peeing but memang tak berani nak ask permission pergi toilet sebab tak nak kena herdik. Tapi bladder kita masa darjah dua tak kuat ya. So sambil menahan tu dia keluar sikit demi sedikit sebab masih cuba untuk menahan. But once dia dah keluar so effort untuk menahan tu jadi makin berkurang. Untuk elakkan fitnah, I immediately buka botol air and buat-buat nak minum. As I put the uncapped bottle down on my table, I saja letak the bottle slightly on the edge of the table towards me. Lepastu boom! Botol jatuh kepala dulu on my groin area and air pun membasahi diri and selari dengan air botol mencurah jatuh tu maka mengalir jugalah air kecil ku seirama jatuh ke lantai. Maka lakonan pun bermula lah. I stood up and went "oh no!" then my classmates pun macam kelam-kabut tengok apa jadi. The cikgu pun macam bergegas nak tengok apa jadi and she was like "lets get the cleaner to mop" and everything. But until today I'm not sure if the cikgu tahu that was my pee and pun berlakon buat-buat tak tau or she genuinely didn't know I peed? Sebab kejadian tu memang berakhir dengan cleaner datang mop and the cikgu asked me to pergi toilet to dry my pants. So yeah, do you guys think the cikgu tahu or not?

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