Let me be real—I don’t really care much for the song. Honestly, it’s probably one of the most vulgar tracks I’ve ever heard. The lyrics? If porn were a song, this would be it. But let’s be clear—I’m not here for the song. I’m here for Mother Monster’s cameo alongside Rosé. Actually, scratch that—I’m here mostly for Mother Monster herself.
I’ve been wondering how close she is with Bruno Mars to make her say yes to appearing in a music video for a song that doesn’t exactly reflect her iconic career. But then again, we all know Lady Gaga can do anything. She’s just that versatile.
And oh my God, the looks! She’s serving so much in this video. Mother is eating! Mother is looking rich! Mother is mothering us all! You can tell she’s having the time of her life, and honestly, that’s all I needed to see.
For us veteran Little Monsters, this side of Gaga isn’t all that new. Remember when "Cake Like Lady Gaga" leaked? Yep, it’s giving the same vibe. Add a touch of "Bitch, Don’t Kill My Vibe," and you’ve got this energy down perfectly.
But here’s the real tea—I’m counting down the days until LG7 drops in February. With all the leaks we’ve been getting, I just know this album is going to be massive. And if the rumors are true about this being her last project before stepping back to focus on her personal life and marriage, then it’s going to be even more special.
So, here’s to February. Let’s prepare ourselves because Gaga is coming, and you know she’s about to dominate.
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